1. Nukes at the science fair! (EPIC FAIL) (gone wrong) (cops called)
RCHK students have made the choice to go sustainable with nuclear power at the science fair! During the fascinating turn of events which resulted in half the school becoming a massive crater, one student mentioned that the source of the nuke was “a strange dude with a screwdriver(?)” that (literally) dropped it off. After the fact, another student noted that “it was certainly a step in a direction, but possibly not the right one”.
2. 🍌Banana 🍌homunculus 🍌in 🍌the 🍌science 🍌kitchen!
🍌Where’s 🍌Banana 🍌(Nana) 🍌Joe? 🍌Wait, 🍌guys, 🍌where 🍌is 🍌everyone? 🍌Help? 🍌
3. Guess the undead at RCHK!
Halloween may be over, but it's always prime time for all things spooky and scary. This freaky, frightening and fearsome franken-creature came straight out of the top floor bio classroom and now resides (more than) 6 feet below it in an “enchanted” and overgrown jungle. None that dare venture beyond the dense canopies return the same. Wait, what are the bio students up to now? They created a genetically modified bio teacher? THEY ALL GOT 7s?? No way.,,.,.,,
4. Design students where?
The most recent confidential Design Technology projects have been linked to the case of dozens of students going missing under mysterious circumstances. At the same time, some strange animatronics were also found on the second floor of the PAC and I don’t think it’s Chuck E. Cheese.
5. Reducing food waste at RCHK!
Food science students have created sustainable bread from recycled materials! To promote
a sustainable lifestyle, some RC students have purportedly made bread out of used gum creatively sourced from the underside of the desks. This is definitely a valuable breakthrough in both the gastronomic and scientific contexts, though any long-term effects have not yet been observed. The short term effects? Food poisoning en masse! Million dollar toilets destroyed! 💥
6. RCHK 2 floors shorter after explosions heard from the 5th floor!
After a cheesetacular experiment gone wrong, an eyewitness report tells us that the source was a single flaming hot cheeto that went out of control. Goodbye science labs! But what can I say? Those cheetos do be flaming hot.
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7. Breaking News: ESS students introduce invasive species to RCHK. (It's everywhere!)
We still don’t know what it is, but it’s already taken three lives and most of the cafeteria kitchen!
8. A glimpse of IB life: a day as an HL Physics student (they threw what at each other???)
For those (smelly) physics students, their engaging and hands-on lab seemed to be the highlight of their day. From a safe distance, spectators observed them throwing what appeared to be (ahem) brown projectiles that were also lacking in structural integrity, nerdily measuring their trajectories in a nerdy manner typical of nerds. For other students, however, this was not quite as enjoyable.
“Those physics students stink,” said one passerby who had the misfortune of being caught in the thick of it. “Tell them to go take a shower, or something,” they said before making a careful exit from the immediate vicinity of the disaster.
9. A time honored tradition: Year 7 human centipede in the cafeteria.
With the theme of sustainability comes a new and improved lunch line made with the three Rs in mind. The R in RCHK stands for Reducerecycleresuse, after all. Bonus: We finally have a use for Year 7s!