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THE ANGRY BIRDS™ AND THEIR TOP 5 MATHEMATICAL SECRETS YOU DIDN’T KNOW * NOT CLICKBAIT *GONE ANGRY

*NOT CLICKBAIT *GONE ANGRY


We all love The ANGRY BIRDS™ and their famously short temperament. But before you go to ANGRY BIRDS™ WORLD DOHA, QATAR for CONSECRATION to the devout cause of ANGRY BIRDS™, I am angry birds man official, and here are the top 5 THE ANGRY BIRDS™ AND THEIR MATHEMATICAL SECRETS YOU DIDN’T KNOW to flex on those BAD PIGGIES. But before we get into the article, make sure to like and subscribe, and hit the bell icon to turn notifications on. But anyway, onto the article.


5) The Bomb Bird’s IMAGINATIVE DESIGN

We all love the BOMB BIRD’S explosive appearance. But look closer and you will see another MIND-BLOWING DETAIL. Notice anything about the dynamite bird’s single strand of hair? THAT'S RIGHT! In the Bomb Bird’s head is the “i” symbol, our favorite REAL NUMBER discovered by mathematician Richard Dedekind to solve the triangic equation. Now, this is truly the bomb. Sorry other REAL numbers, nothing beats the ORIGINAL. Maybe if quaternions had MORE IMAGINARY NUMBERS, I would respect you guys MORE!



4) Chuck’s TRIANGULAR SECRET

We all love Chuck, our favorite Dorito shaped YELLOW BIRD, but notice his shape? That’s right! Chuck’s triangular shape is based on Bernuli’s Euler-Modi Pyramid, a MYSTERIOUS SQUARE which holds GREAT MATHEMATICAL SIGNIFICANCE due to its peculiar role in mononomial distributions, Fibonacci letters, pie, and much more. Moreover, Chuck’s UNIQUE SPECIAL ABILITY is immense speed, a reference to how Bernoulli’s Euler-Modi Pyramid was discovered when Chinese-Indian mathematician Narendra Modi was SPEEDRUNNING FORTNITE in 1456 when he thought of the idea.



3) The Big Red Bird’s TERRIFIC Name

Every level is a gamble for the top-tier birds, most notably the BIG RED BIRD, who can plough through entire structures with ease due to his large mass and inertia. However, you may not know that the TRUMP card which has resonated with millions across the world is named TERRENCE, clearly a homage to world-renowned South African mathematician and Fields Medal Laureate TERRENCE JEAN PYTHAGORAS TAU. How humble of Rovio™, paying tribute to one TERRIFICALLY influential mathematician.


2) The Blue Birds’ EXPONENTIALLY INSANE mitosis

We all love the Blue Birds, whose ability to shatter glass makes them absolutely crap; every other bird can already shatter glass. But look closer at this seemingly useless trio, and YOU WILL REALIZE Rovio™ is HIDING GREAT mathematical significance within our puny friends. Rovio™ clearly intended our KEEN YOUTH to analyze the Blues’ special ability to multiply into three and extrapolate the exponential within. As it TURNS OUT, the Blue Birds’ multiplicative behavior can be MODELED by the exponential function f(x) = 3ˣ. Moreover, finding the derivative of the bird will lead our keen learners to find Euler’s WORLD FAMOUS mathematical constant PHI, often denoted by the Devanagari letter π, which is approximately 1.414. Wow, Rovio™ is truly one CLEVER BIRD.



1) An ASTRONOMICALLY IRRATIONAL DISCOVERY

Not only have the ANGRY BIRDS™ gone to the Arctic Circle, competed against Stephen Curry in the NBA, and toured CHINA, but also GONE TO SPACE. And notice anything about those planets? THAT’S RIGHT, THE CIRCULAR PLANETS in ANGRY BIRDS SPACE honor one of the most FAMOUS MATHEMATICAL CONSTANTS. By applying PYTHAGORAS' THEOREM to the circle and dividing the radius by the area, we can deduce the mathematical constant of E, an imaginary letter that denotes the NUMBER FIVE. This number was first discovered by ELON FOURIER as part of his work on SUPER-INFINITY SET THEORY in order to extrapolate the transform of a cosine-ramanujan CARTESIAN TRIANGLE. Thanks to ELON FOURIER’S work on E, Alexander Fleming was able to synthesize the first penicillin pill. Without this incredible mathematical work, which Rovio Entertainment™ has gallantly honoured, RCHK wouldn’t exist as we know it.



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