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PB&J Sandwich (Now With 95% Less Sand) 🥪


Description:

Have you ever wondered how to make the perfect sandwich? Well, look no further! Designed to be as easy to follow as humanly possible, this simple yet flavourful recipe poses next to no trouble for even the most inexperienced of cooks.


* Warning: RCHK Leeks does not retain responsibility for the occurrence of any and all supernatural events that may be caused by attempts to follow this recipe, or for any and all psychological or physiological trauma which may be induced by ingesting its products. Images are for reference only. That being said, enjoy!


Ingredients:

  • 2 slices of bland sugary cursed white bread

  • 10 grams of unsalted butter

  • 5 grams of kronchy peanut butter

  • 10 grams of fruit jam (flavour of choice)

  • 5 grams of sand (Preferably sand from a children’s playground)

  • One deep fried witch (For 95% more wich. Must ask kindly!!!!!)

Apparatus:

  • 1 toaster

  • 1 Bunsen burner (To burn <3)

  • At least 1 spoon (To taste)

  • 1 pair of chopsticks (Plastic or wood)

  • 1 butter knife (To knife)

  • 1 compass (To find purpose in your life!)

  • 1 plate (To properly top the sandwich with)

This recipe produces one (0.9) moles of peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


Steps:

  1. Set 2 slices of white bread down on a plate. Ensure that they are undamaged by this process.

  2. Turn the toaster on.

  3. Gently place the 2 slices of white bread into the toaster (bottom first).

  4. Set the toasting level to 15, then lower the lever to begin the toasting process.

  5. While the bread is toasting, use a plastic spoon to acquire 5 grams of sand from the nearest children’s playground.

  6. After the lever pops back up, retrieve the 2 pieces of toast from the toaster by carefully stabbing them with a pair of chopsticks.

  7. Place the two slices of toast down on a plate, side by side.

  8. Heat a butter knife above a Bunsen burner for approximately 42 seconds.

  9. Use the butter knife to spread butter evenly across the top-facing side of both slices of bread.

  10. With a spoon, spread 10 grams of fruit jam across the surface of the slice of bread closer to the north. You may use a compass to aid you.

  11. With another spoon, spread 5 grams of peanut butter on the surface of the remaining slice of bread.

  12. Place the slice of bread with fruit jam on it on top of the other slice of bread, jam side down.

  13. Garnish with 5 grams of sand, as well as any leftover spoons.

  14. Sacrifice the sandwich to the witch, typically found in her lake abode. She will then yeet them breads into her cauldron. If it fails to float, repeat steps 1 - 13 until it does.

  15. Savour it. Taste it. Enjoy it.

Conclusion:

Please make sandwich the witch is holding me hostage because i’ve been disrupting her brewing and now i’m gonna get sacrificed to her cauldron

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