Dear Homo-Economicus Toe Chan,
Please send me some advice on how I can get my wife back. My daughter also left me… she said “I don't want you anymore.” And Keung To had the audacity to reply with “來做我女兒吧❤️” on instagram >:((((((.
– 我的婚姻被破壞......我竟然係第三者??!!!
Dear fellow distressed husband,
Fear not for this is a common reality that many partners in Hong Kong must face. In fact, there is even a facebook group called “我老婆嫁左比Mirror導致婚姻破裂關注組”, otherwise translated to “Concern group for husbands given green hats¹ by Mirror”. I believe that you will fit right in.
It is time for you to come to terms with the truth. You must accept that you can not compete with Keung To on all aspects; whether it is looks, reputation, social status, and most importantly: ad revenue.
Look at you. Then look at Keung To. What can you bring to the table that he can’t? Absolutely nothing. You’re useless. Garbage.
I understand that it will be difficult for you to transition into a period of loneliness and depression, but you must realise that you are doing society a favour. Now, Keung To will be happy. And so will your wife and daughter. Your family’s happiness is more important than yours; as long as you realise that, you will finally be a decent human being.
So, I will give you some advice. It will be difficult knowing that every time you turn your head, Keung To’s face will be on a giant bulletin on your office building. And that when you take the MTR back to your 300 square foot empty apartment home, you will hear his voice on the television selling you L’Oreal beauty products. And that when you go to lunch and decide to treat yourself to Teawood, Keung To will be there eating that sweet dessert before you’ve even gotten a bite in. But what’s certainly going to knock you down several pegs is that when you have COVID, Keung To will be there getting vaccinated in front of your hateful eyes. No, scratch that. Keung To will have already been vaccinated. Unlike you. Filthy gremlin.
But do not worry. As I have always wisely said, “it do be like that sometimes.”
So once you’ve gotten your divorce, and you’ve been finding Keung To card pictures underneath your fridge ten months later; whilst your heart is filled with rage and your blood is boiling, tell yourself this:
“Anson Lo is better.”
Amen.
P.S. Anson Lo is shipped with Edan. And other members from Mirror. Beware of fans.
PPS. go watch 大叔的愛 :)
¹ green hat is a chinese expression for getting cheated on by your girlfriend or wife
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