*THIS ARTICLE IS PURELY SATIRICAL, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
To Hong Kong’s Department of Health, PLEASE resolve Hong Kong’s fifth wave of COVID. Having tens of thousands of cases in a tiny little area will make things way worse, as a matter of fact. We should not be seeing a random local man contracting COVID when waiting to be taken into a quarantine centre. But the thing is, he recovers from it, which is a great thing! But he recovers BEFORE you put him into a quarantine centre. If I am right (or probably not), you shouldn’t be waiting to be taken to a quarantine centre when you have COVID 19. WHY?!? Why is no one taking you to a quarantine centre? All this doesn’t make sense. Is this the guy or so called “local man” spreading the fifth wave, causing THOUSANDS of cases to rise? Maybe, maybe not. Who knows.
Okay. Can we just talk about how this guy can just recover without any help or medication? If you do catch COVID, it’s very likely that the symptoms will appear in a matter of days. Does he just live through the symptoms without any medication stopping it? If he is I would call him an absolute “gigachad”, living through the symptoms without any medication shows real strength right there, the T-cells in his body that kill those viruses are actually built different I’ll tell you that.
Let’s say if he knew he caught COVID, it just still doesn’t make sense for the quarantine centres to leave him out in the open like that with 7 million other people walking around the city, just shove him in an isolated room, provide food and medication for him for a couple of days and let him recover.
But if he didn’t know he had covid, maybe he’s the suspect, the one who caused Hong Kong’s deathly fifth wave of coronavirus.
Maybe he caused the fifth wave, after all it does kind of make sense.
Think about it, it all makes sense. “Local Man” recovering from COVID-19 when he was exposed to millions of people around Hong Kong because the Department of Health decided not to take him to the quarantine centre. This “incident” might be the one that caused the fifth wave of covid cases around Hong Kong, it all adds up.
Now here’s the part I don’t get, I still cannot bear the fact that Hong Kong’s prestigious Department of Health chose to leave a local man who has COVID-19 out on the streets waiting to be taken into a quarantine centre. Is it really the department of health’s fault? I think so, are they just that lazy that they can’t put them in a quarantine centre, even if they don’t have enough room they could just shove him back in their home. It’s no big deal.
How dare you.
