First we had Anson Lo. Then we had Keung To. Then seemingly out of nowhere, Cheung Ka Long claimed the spotlight as the new Hong Kong’s poster boy. Now, I’m the last person to imply that this trend is worrying or negative - I love Keung To to death man, I would gladly sell my soul for him to notice me, but hear me out because I’ve gathered a ton of really horrifying evidence that I wish everyone just realized earlier.
I’m currently writing this article in the shower on my phone, because I had only just reached this epiphany, and I’m writing this on a public Leeks document in case they find me and.. Best not to talk about it. I want to get this out as soon as possible.
Firstly, you may ask what is this trend that I see? For one, all of them are from Hong Kong. They're also all boys and they're all famous. Yes, I know you’re hitting yourself for not having realized this earlier as well, Don’t worry, I had the same reaction. Anything that repeats is a pattern, and patterns are a bad sign.
Secondly, they’re too hot to exist. I'm not playing with you they actually look too hot to be human man THEY'RE SO HOT LIKE BRO MY EYES LITERALLY BURN IN THEIR SOCKETS WHEN I LOOK AT THEIR PURE 1000000 LUMEN PHOTONS???? AREN'T ALL HUMANS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE EQUAL WHAT IS THIS
AND THEIR FACES FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. Those faces that are TOO UNBELIEVABLY HOT. Their advertisements are everywhere in Hong Kong, in the malls, the restaurants and the alleyways, inciting fear and (pure hotness) across the city. It seems like an endless stream of the mirror boys following you around, whispering for you to get the new McDonald's App (available on Google Play on android and IOS) in those haunting voices.
Furthermore, haven’t you noticed that all their debuts in advertisements and concerts and such seem to be aligned in time with some prominent disaster?!! Surely this can't be a coincidence; McDonalds began the BTS meal when the Anson Lo advertisements began laying waste in Hong Kong, while someone didn't pull up the lid in the toilet to pee when Cheung Ka Long won the fencing competition. All of what I've said is more than enough evidence to prove that something fishy is going on.
Still not convinced? Then I'll show you the final piece of evidence I have; my ace in the hole, my magnum opus.
Wait wait wait don’t leave just yet you little sh*****! Just stay awhile and listen as I present my chef d'oeuvre.
A photo of Barack Obama. The lovable, charismatic 44th president of the United States. But it’s not what it seems.
Look closely.
Look more closely - carefully at the photo. Look for what is unseen.
Strain your eyes until you really see the truth.
You’ve realised it. You can see it. That's right. Barack Obama is actually...
Keung To.
One of the former most powerful people in the world is actually. Keung. To.
Take that in.
Do you feel betrayed now all you Mirror stans???? DO YOU?? HUH???
THAT'S NOT ALL. KEUNG TO IS ALSO SO MUCH MORE.
OH LOOK IT'S ANSON LO!!!
But you already know what's going to happen. You already have a sneaking suspicion that..
ANSON LO. IS. ACTUALLY. KEUNG. TO.
EVERYONE IN MIRROR. IS. KEUNG. TO
Wait… what?
No.. no.. that can't be possible.
N- Not Sam.. how can…
If Sam is Keung To.. then..
I have to check. I need to make sure. I need to face the truth.
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