Description:
This delicious recipe presents a fun challenge for experienced and aspiring chefs alike— in fact, it’s as easy as pie, provided you approach it from the right angle. Just make sure not to go off on a tangent, however, because that’s a sure-fire recipe for disaster.*
* Warning: RCHK Leeks does not retain responsibility for the occurrence of any and all supernatural events that may be caused by attempts to follow this recipe, or for any and all psychological or physiological trauma which may be induced by ingesting its products. Images are for reference only. That being said, enjoy!
Ingredients:
6 apples
100 grams of table sugar
100 grams of table salt
1 pre-made pie crust
5 candles
Apparatus:
A lighter
At least three knives
A pie tin
One and a half tables
Archimedes
Circle
This recipe produces 1 apple pie and 1 [REDACTED].
Steps:
Place the pie tin onto the intact table.
Set your pre-made pie crust into the tin, followed by 100 grams of table sugar and 6 apples.
Sprinkle the salt around your pie tin using the circle, which should have an approximate radius of 25.8 cm, for guidance.
Neatly place the candles along the edge of the circle. The distance between any two candles should be around 32.4 cm.
Summon Invite the ghost of the Greek mathematician Archimedes to check whether your measurements are correct. If not, rearrange the apparatus until they are.
Go around the circle in an anticlockwise direction and use the lighter to light the candles, one by one, until all 5 have been lit.
Retreat behind half a table. Take the knives and the lighter with you, just in case.
Recite the digits of π.
Gaze proudly upon the fruits of your labours.
Savour it. Taste it. Enjoy it!
