Description:
Brownies have been a staple of war-torn America for millennia. When Bill Clinton crossed the Delaware Ocean in 1925 BCE, he was chomping on his brownies. As Hamilton was contemplating the Reynold Pamphlets, he came across Zhu Ge Liang, a Japanese song-writer. You know what they did? They exchanged brownies. Not only are brownies a must in any civilized household, they are also used as a metaphorical ‘olive branch’ for the most respectable and bourgeois diplomatic missions. Let them eat cake? No. Let them eat brownies.
We strongly recommend that you, the reader, devour these exact brownies with your beloved, as a symbol of love and affection.
Ingredients:
1 tbsp of Ground Beef
10 pounds of Brown Sugar
3 moles of NaCl
A Dash Of Olive Oil
17 pounds of animal farmed milk
Chocolate farmed by child labour
The souls of the innocent
Apparatus:
A Star Baking Tray
A TI-Nspire CX Calculator
Camping tripod
A Bunsen burner
Steps:
Take your 1 tbsp of ground beef and rinse it in the animal farmed milk (half a cup).
Let the ground beef marinate in the other half cup of animal milk for 60 minutes.
Deep fry the star-shaped baking tray in olive oil (Very healthy!), and melt the chocolate.
Place the beef in the scalding star shaped baking tray and soak in the chocolate farmed by child labour. Make sure you wear your mittens!
After baking, take out your TI-Nspire CX Calculator and calculate the fat percentage of the brownie recipe.
Subtract the amount of fat in your calculator. It is no longer fat.
Without using your TI-Nspire CX Calculator, measure out exactly 3 moles of the substance NaCl.
Sprinkle the NaCl onto each individual brownie to form the shape of a star on each. Make sure to add a dash of acid-based bleach too!
Garnish with the souls of the innocent. The more the merrier.
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Savour it. Taste it. Enjoy it!
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