Chinese Grammar Lessons 中文語法課

note: You need a good understanding of Spanish to fully comprehend this article

注意：你需要對西班牙語有很好的理解才能完全理解這篇文章

你好！我十 Toe Chan，我今天回膠妳中文!

(Hello, I am Toe Chan, today I will teach you amazing Chinese!)

I am a well-liked tutor with over fifty years of experience. Over the years, I have taught the most wonderful students. I have also been to fifty-eight countries, believing that intercultural understanding is extremely important to educate students from around the world.

我十一哥很號的老師。

(I am an excellent teacher.)

Here is an example of work my students have produced.

This is fantastic work for an AHL student. This is one of the best works I have ever seen in my life. The level of detail and personal engagement in this diary shows the effort he put in. He has followed the structure of a diary correctly and provided a level of emotional appeal I have never seen before. If you choose me as your Chinese tutor, I can make your Chinese as good as his (he ended up getting a 7:)).

妳香不像你的鍾問痛她一期咁好？

(Don’t you want your chinese to be just like that????!!!)

Well, worry no more. Through my individual tutoring lessons, I can make your Chinese that good in only two weeks. I only charge two thousand dollars an hour too!

To prove my worthiness, I will give you a practice question. This will be extremely important in the DP programme, so please take your time.

If you did not get those correct, then good. That's my job. So why don’t you sign up for my tutoring lessons? I know you all need help with Chinese! (Especially to whoever keeps spelling 樣 with a 我 instead of a 泳.) When you sign up, you will never be 辣雞 because you’re with me! Toe Chan. The best Chinese tutor in Hong K- the world.

One year later…

“Crying. Suffering. These are the two words I would use to describe my feeling when marking students’ final exams.” Said Anonymous Marker. “How do you misspell 美 as 姜? Are you that obsessed with that Hong Kong singer? It has been a year since he was actually popular.”

But in Toe Chan’s eyes, students’ decreasing ability to read and write Chinese was just his scheme. Because of parents’ continued worry, more students signed up to his tutoring classes, which made him the richest man in Hong Kong. (Li Ka Shing couldn’t compete)

The moral of the story is, 快點練習你的中文吧！種問食以哥很號得lagnuage。

(Practice your chinese! Chinese is a beautiful language.)