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noMar 9, 20222 minLocal Man Recovers From COVID-19 After Waiting 21 Days To Be Taken To Quarantine Centre*THIS ARTICLE IS PURELY SATIRICAL, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. To Hong Kong’s Department of Health, PLEASE resolve Hong Kong’s...
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