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YouTube Shorts Makes Me Want To Reset Humanity

Mar 23, 2022

Local Man Recovers From COVID-19 After Waiting 21 Days To Be Taken To Quarantine Centre

Mar 9, 2022

Paper Straws Are Disgusting.

Feb 16, 2022

life

the detrimental mistake of the basketball court

Mar 15, 2023

Noodle Bar is Like My Dad - Two Years and Still Missing :(

Oct 5, 2022

The New Basketball Court is Not Ugly! You All Just Lack Taste!

Mar 16, 2022

e&e

So how feasible is it actually to do the Personal Project in the IB’s recommended time?

Mar 29, 2023

New school club surveys people’s opinions on surveys

Mar 1, 2023

A Mysterious sickness plagues Y13 students!!!

Jan 15, 2023

studies

What’s 4 Lunch at RCHK

Mar 22, 2023

RCHK: A Food Review

Jan 28, 2022

My Horrifying Experience With Cooking Class

Jan 19, 2022

cooking

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How old is too old to be wetting the bed? An interview with Ms. Lodders

Hal

Dec 12, 20235 min read

How old is too old to be wetting the bed? An interview with Ms. Lodders

Long we have sought the truth in its purest form. Now, we get right to the source, in a tell-all interview with Ms. Lodders of RCHK...

Great news! The IBO is replacing the May 2024 IB examinations with a 10 km Wipeout obstacle course

Hal

Nov 27, 20232 min read

Great news! The IBO is replacing the May 2024 IB examinations with a 10 km Wipeout obstacle course

DP students worldwide are rejoicing as the IBO HQ in Geneva announced yesterday that all IB examinations will be replaced with a 10...

3rd Floor DP Study Room Reaching Critical Population Capacity

Hal

Oct 16, 20232 min read

3rd Floor DP Study Room Reaching Critical Population Capacity

Environmentalists report that the 3rd floor DP study room, which was at some nebulous point in time relatively empty, is now breaching...

aurora

May 31, 20232 min read

Heatwave Makes RC Explode (REAL!)

Through recent weather changes, summer feels like it's right around the corner (it is not). The sun is shining and the birds are singing,...

monkey

May 18, 20232 min read

AI, students best friend

Artificial Intelligence, or AI, is a rapidly growing field that has the potential to revolutionize the way we live, work, and interact...

BREAKING: Maths AI student solves 2+2 without the help of graphics display calculator

Hal

May 3, 20232 min read

BREAKING: Maths AI student solves 2+2 without the help of graphics display calculator

Turns out there’s a world beyond n-solve! Last week, a Year 12 Maths AI student shocked his class by figuring out the answer to 2+2...

So how feasible is it actually to do the Personal Project in the IB’s recommended time?

Fried Pangasius

Mar 29, 20232 min read

So how feasible is it actually to do the Personal Project in the IB’s recommended time?

When the Personal Project is first introduced to all those innocent little year 10s there is one fact given to soothe their worries. The...

aurora

Mar 22, 20233 min read

What’s 4 Lunch at RCHK

Semi-coherent ramblings but it's lovingly directed at Chartwells because I eat the silly school lunch on occasion and will now deliver a...

the detrimental mistake of the basketball court

rexy

Mar 15, 20232 min read

the detrimental mistake of the basketball court

This incident occurred a few months ago when they first unveiled the new basketball courts. Day and night, I waited. I waited to see if...

Chess 2: The Long Awaited Sequel Officially Announced

ranveer

Mar 8, 20232 min read

Chess 2: The Long Awaited Sequel Officially Announced

The original version of chess was invented in 600 AD in India, and over the century the game spread to Europe and gradually evolved into...

New school club surveys people’s opinions on surveys

Fried Pangasius

Mar 1, 20233 min read

New school club surveys people’s opinions on surveys

Joining the (over) two thousand existing clubs at RCHK, the Survey Awareness Group, or SAG for short, aims to gather people’s opinions on...

I wrote and illustrated this article using AI

woron

Feb 8, 20232 min read

I wrote and illustrated this article using AI

In a move sure to shock the world, the United Nations has declared that all dogs be given the right to vote in all future elections. The...

Chinese new year aka relatives pay for my new pc week

monkey

Jan 30, 20232 min read

Chinese new year aka relatives pay for my new pc week

It’s almost the new year and all Asians know what that means, RED POCKETS. Yes of course the lion dances, dragon dances, food, lanterns,...

Top 9 RCHK science fails (the school exploded??)

plantbread3

Jan 25, 20233 min read

Top 9 RCHK science fails (the school exploded??)

1. Nukes at the science fair! (EPIC FAIL) (gone wrong) (cops called) RCHK students have made the choice to go sustainable with nuclear...

A Mysterious sickness plagues Y13 students!!!

guacq

Jan 15, 20232 min read

A Mysterious sickness plagues Y13 students!!!

First seen during the elusive week of the EE, a sickness has been travelling around the Y13 cohort, manifesting itself in the form of...

Time for a mixup! CAS Week is now officially DEAD!

hugooooooo

Nov 25, 20222 min read

Time for a mixup! CAS Week is now officially DEAD!

RCHK is way overdue for a rebranding! Have you previously been able to quickly recognise the term CAS Week, what it means and what it...

IB announces new measures to help schools better teach Climate Change to Students

Fried Pangasius

Nov 9, 20222 min read

IB announces new measures to help schools better teach Climate Change to Students

The IB has announced today radical new measures that will focus more on encouraging environmental awareness in students. One of their key...

aurora

Nov 2, 20222 min read

How (not) to IB…,.,.,.

When preparing for and handling an undertaking as challenging as the IB Diploma Program, it is important to understand how to manage the...

Noodle Bar is Like My Dad - Two Years and Still Missing :(

woron

Oct 5, 20222 min read

Noodle Bar is Like My Dad - Two Years and Still Missing :(

RENAISSANCE COLLEGE — The world-famous Noodle Bar on the first floor of the Cafeteria is STILL closed after TWO YEARS. Coincidentally,...

obamacare

Sep 30, 20222 min read

The perfect squishy friend

They come in many shapes and sizes, round, flat, large, tiny, squishy or maybe even square. You name it, there is a frog for everyone's...

RCHK students return in spite of nuclear bomb explosion that left the campus uninhabitable

Hal

Sep 15, 20222 min read

RCHK students return in spite of nuclear bomb explosion that left the campus uninhabitable

Cheery attitudes and familiar faces are all around as RCHK students return to their annual hunting grounds for the new semester. If you...

Santi o.O

Jul 6, 20223 min read

Suggestions for Personal Project

At the end of Year 11, all current Year 10 students must choose a specific skill to learn or product to create for their Personal...

obamacare

Jun 29, 20224 min read

Top 10 Summer Bucket List Activities

bucket list. It’s that time of the year again, where colours are more vibrant, birds are chirping, and the sun is shining its bright...

ZePandæmonium

Jun 17, 20223 min read

Roblox shut down because of a burrito

Roblox, a famous online video game, was unexpectedly pulled down for three days over the weekend, shocking gamers all around the world....

obamacare

Jun 10, 20223 min read

It's Morbin Time

When Jesus H. Christ died on the cross two thousand years ago for our sins, we have been long awaiting for his return. The so-called...

Mr Jones Approved: Perfect Paper 1 Sample That Received A 20/20

ms michelle

Jun 8, 20224 min read

Mr Jones Approved: Perfect Paper 1 Sample That Received A 20/20

Guiding question: How does the author of this blog post attempt to influence Mr Jones’ perception of the cancellation of the May...

I bully kids, and they do in fact deserve it.

ZePandæmonium

Jun 3, 20222 min read

I bully kids, and they do in fact deserve it.

I just finished shattering the spirits of my two cousins in star wars battlefront II, those dumb kids thought they can beat me. Their...

BREAKING NEWS: PESKY YEAR 13 AI SL KID PULLS FIRE ALARM IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF MATH EXAM

ms michelle

May 9, 20223 min read

BREAKING NEWS: PESKY YEAR 13 AI SL KID PULLS FIRE ALARM IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF MATH EXAM

In a shocking turn of events this afternoon, a seemingly tense situation was diffused with the sound of a fire alarm. “It seemed almost...

obamacare

Apr 18, 20224 min read

what is the easter bunny

There is no introduction. There is no witty joke. There is no banter. No “haha’s” or “funnies”. No comedy. No laughter. What in god’s...

obamacare

Apr 13, 20228 min read

Charon: A guide through IB Hell

Ah, the sounds of birds chirping on a warm sunny morning. The sun is blasting its seductive waves of photos and radiation as you take a...

Chinese Teachers Disappointed by Chinese Students Not Knowing Chinese

ms michelle

Apr 6, 20224 min read

Chinese Teachers Disappointed by Chinese Students Not Knowing Chinese

In Hong Kong, nearly 94% of the population are Han Chinese. What does that mean? That means that they are of Chinese descent. So how is...

woron

Mar 25, 20222 min read

Minecraft Movie Set To Release in 2056

It’s official! Following a statement from Warner Bros. Pictures and Mojang Studios, “Minecraft: The Movie of Steven and Alex’s...

YouTube Shorts Makes Me Want To Reset Humanity

santi o_o

Mar 23, 20222 min read

YouTube Shorts Makes Me Want To Reset Humanity

YouTube Shorts is the reason why humanity should not exist. It gives me an itch on the back of my throat that an atomic bomb could never...

THE ANGRY BIRDS™ AND THEIR TOP 5 MATHEMATICAL SECRETS YOU DIDN’T KNOW * NOT CLICKBAIT *GONE ANGRY

angry birds man

Mar 18, 20223 min read

THE ANGRY BIRDS™ AND THEIR TOP 5 MATHEMATICAL SECRETS YOU DIDN’T KNOW * NOT CLICKBAIT *GONE ANGRY

*NOT CLICKBAIT *GONE ANGRY We all love The ANGRY BIRDS™ and their famously short temperament. But before you go to ANGRY BIRDS™ WORLD...

Mar 16, 20222 min read

The New Basketball Court is Not Ugly! You All Just Lack Taste!

Controversy strikes at RCHK once again due to the famous basketball court suddenly being stripped of its light bluish-green colour and...

woron

Mar 11, 20223 min read

Horrifying Emergency Alert Stories

On March 9th at 5:55 pm, the Hong Kong government sent an alert to every smartphone in the region. It alerted citizens not to enter Queen...

Local Man Recovers From COVID-19 After Waiting 21 Days To Be Taken To Quarantine Centre

Mar 9, 20222 min read

Local Man Recovers From COVID-19 After Waiting 21 Days To Be Taken To Quarantine Centre

*THIS ARTICLE IS PURELY SATIRICAL, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. To Hong Kong’s Department of Health, PLEASE resolve Hong Kong’s...

Dirt Program to Boost Children's Immune System, 100% EFFECTIVE, Claims Government

Hal

Mar 4, 20223 min read

Dirt Program to Boost Children's Immune System, 100% EFFECTIVE, Claims Government

In light of children being cooped up inside for 2 years due to COVID, the HK government has come up with a new program designed to...

woron

Mar 2, 20222 min read

Panic! At The Supermarket

The See Lai’s have done it again! I never have high hopes for them, but they always seem to disappoint me. Today, every supermarket aisle...

tor :)))

Feb 23, 20223 min read

Tor's Top 5 Vitasoy Drinks

Following up to my “spicy vlt” article, many viewers (especially fellow leeks writer minion Santi) highlighted my peculiar taste in...

RCHK Moves Online Learning to the Metaverse

friend

Feb 18, 20222 min read

RCHK Moves Online Learning to the Metaverse

*this article is purely satirical :) don't get your hopes up RCHK: A kind donation of 3 million dollars worth of Meta VR equipment sent...

ZePandæmonium

Feb 16, 20222 min read

Paper Straws Are Disgusting.

It was a hot summer day and I went to BLT Burger, I was thirsty and it was about 35 degrees outside and I’ve wait for about 10 minutes...

angry birds man

Feb 11, 20224 min read

Bad Piggies and the Future of Education

The world is rapidly automating. As technology develops and society continues its advancement into the Information Age, the power of...

COVID Test Investigation: Finding The Phantom Pooper

woron

Feb 9, 20223 min read

COVID Test Investigation: Finding The Phantom Pooper

Between January 13 and January 26, a sewage water sample near Heng On tested positive for COVID-19. Everyone in the area was required to...

Goddess 😍 Sit Ying Yee finally releases her first song to celebrate CNY spirit!

delay

Feb 2, 20222 min read

Goddess 😍 Sit Ying Yee finally releases her first song to celebrate CNY spirit!

薛影儀/Sit Ying Yee (also known as Amy Wong - self-named) is a female celebrity who earned her fame by joining a beauty pageant real-life...

angry birds man

Jan 28, 20223 min read

RCHK: A Food Review

Salutations, fine enjoyers of educational institution delicacies, I am monsieur señor Parmi Nous 先生, top food critic of the Michelin Tire...

Jan 26, 20222 min read

Students Return to Zoom Once Again!

After one semester of living an endless cycle of rushing to school at 6am, going back home all tired and procrastinating until midnight,...

Hal

Jan 21, 20223 min read

Like Hamsters To The Slaughter

The streets run red with the signs of revolution. Thousands of footsteps march their way across the roads of Hong Kong, blocking traffic...

Beyond The Truth

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a couple of articles

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